one time i wanted a princess dress at a store, to which my parents responded "someday." i heard "sunday," and it was sunday so i thought they meant later that day, and was very offended when we couldn't go back to the store later and that they laughed at my request.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the sun shone brighter on a Sunday! Sunday in all languages is named after the Sun!!!— Vasu Moses
- my mom told me that if i went inside the dresses at the clothing store, the dress would eat me...Anon
- I remember back in sunday school that if you stomped on the ground you would hurt satan. Anon
- pizza hut made their pizzas in a tiny hut out back of the store
Anon - I used to believe that every time i went in a store that the grown ups had to buy me something.— jvf
- I used to think you could only eat sundaes on sunday.Anon