When I was a small child, I believed the police would hide in the tops of trees in the medians of busy interstates and roads, and if you were speeding they would take you out with their sniper rifles.
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I used to believe that the tops of trees touched the sky.Anon
- I used to believe that it wasn't wind that made the tops of trees move.. It was dinosaurs.— H
- when i was little i believed that if you got three speeding tickets that you went to the electric chairAnon
- I used to believe that broccoli were small trees Anon
- As a small child I believed that the word was "nakeup", finally I found out that it was actually "makeup".— Hannnah P.
- My mates Mum used to think Paul Weller was singing about "Eating Trifles" instead of "Eton Rifles"— Sean