When I was in pre-school, we were taught to sing "God is great, God is good, let us thank him for our food" before meals. I always misheard it as saying "God is gray," so I would be vaguely picturing some gray blob and wondering why it mattered what color God was.
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- i was afraid to use my dad's hairbrush because i thought it would give me gray hairs.Anon
- I used to believe that if you drank coffee before you were an adult, your skin would turn gray. Anon
- "God is good, God is great, lettuce thank him for our food Amen"— pj
- I used to believe God had a pet tortoise. There was a hymn we sang that went "Great things he hath taught us"— Lozza
- My mum said that when I used to sing "noahs arc" at school I would sing "who built the arc, no one, no one"— Clare
- i used to believe that if i was good at school, i had a chance of becoming the queen????— donia