When I was little, I used to believe that sex was when a man and a woman both peed at the same time and essentially sword fought with their pee.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I use to believe that the man peed in the woman to get her pregnant. Didn't know about sperm until sex ed. — das
- when i was younger i believed that when two guys had sex they would sword fight with their penisesAnon
- I thought Jedi fought with Life Savers... I never questioned it either! Anon
- Since he had fought in WWII, I naturally assumed my grandfather had killed Hitler himself.Anon
- I was very young during the first gulf war and I thought that it was fought in the gulf of mexico.— Kay
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne