I used to believe that Bible stories were not only fairy tales, but that they were written by Disney.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the Bible was written by Moses, with God whispering everything in his ear, in English. — Jj
- I though the "D" written in "Walt Disney" on some videos was actually a backward "G".
— A. Nonymous - I used to believe that God was the fairy godmother from Disney's Cinderella.— Danielle
- I swear I heard a Disney Channel/Radio Disney song where the chorus was a repeated “Damn it”— SpengBab
- that the nose fairy, evil cousin to the tooth fairy, would come and take your nose if you were bad— Mark "Minky" McManus
- I used to believe that Job in the Bible had something to do with Steve Jobs.Anon