When I was a kid I thought my mother would poison me to death. She never did it, and are and have always been a normal, non childmurdering mother.
A childhood belief about people

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- at four, I thought my mother was female and me and my father were fee's Anon
- When people talked about serial killers, I thought that they put poison in your cerealAnon
- When the Queen Mother died when I was quite upset because I thought royalty did not die.— Carrie
- My wife thought she was Elvis mother when she was 4. It was 1977 the same year he died. — sister vanilla
- When I was very young, I thought that God was married to Mother Nature, and that together they made weather.Anon
- I thought that my parents chose my cousins, and was upset when my mother wouldn't let me add one.Anon