Apparently, my mom and her friends were very ladylike. Until I was about 23 and living with my fiancee, I was utterly convinced that females were physically incapable of farting.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- When I was about seven, I was utterly convinced that chickens had leaves and trees had feathers.— Confused
- I used to believe that adults were incapable of crying.— Adrienne
- I used to believe that without a license, people were somehow phyiscally incapable of driving.Anon
- I used to think that farting was flarting. Anon
- I used to believe that once you get older you stop farting.Anon
- I used to believe "flirting" was a girly way of "farting"— x