I used to belive that thunder was clouds having sex.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- My mother always told me that thunder came from clouds colliding with each other.— Martijn
- I was told as a child that the sound of thunder was from angels bowling in the clouds.— Patty, NY
- I think thunder is the clouds fighting and bashing eachother and lightning is fire balls from the sun.— Crazy Cowgirl MADI
- I used to belive that god was bolwing and every time thunder hit god got a stike— Greyhound
- I used to belive that clouds are made in a factory! — Toni
- I used to belive that sometimes my grandfather drew the clouds for me. Anon