i used to believe that when you farted, a cloud of green gas would come out of my arse
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- i used to belive when i farted green gas came out my bum— daniel rowan
- When you farted, green air came out of your butt— Yvonne
- when i was young i thought god was a cloud, big white fluffy cloud floating around with 2 eyes and a smile. — kerrie
- I used to believe that everytime it rain that Mrs. Cloud was crying b/c Mr. Cloud made her mad.Anon
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou