When i was little my sister told me that no one had bum cracks. She said that one day God was chopping his vegtables and he dropped the knife. A man was bending down to pick something up and the knife cut him a crack. Every one loved it and decided to make there own. I thought this for years and i asked her how we had them as no one had cut our bums and she just laughed. She had me going for years.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought that 1983 went on for 3 years - had to ask my sister who decided how long a year lasted.— Sally
- I used to believe Chucky would come out of my toilet, stab me with a knife, and kill me. :(
I hate Chucky. — Bijan - my parents used to tell me and my sisters that if we ate our vegtables our eyes would turn green..— alex t
- my mom told my sister and I that if you swallow gum, it won't leave ur stomach for 7 years.— Victoria
- My Mum told me if I ate too much toast I would get cancer! I couldn't eat it for years and years...— Pauliboy
- I thought I would fall through the cracks in my grandmother's deck.— Hannah