I used to believe men had to squeeze their penus to wee. I believed that when they needed the loo, they had to go or there bladders would explode! Otherwise how do you explain their need for the loo if they didn't wet themselves?
My dad explained to me at the age of 10 because of an innocent comment. But I think he had something to do with this belief...
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I believed that if I didn't go to the bathroom quick enough, I would actually explode.— Coco S.
- I used to belief that if you bought a car you needed to put it togetter yourself— Bugs
- When I was younger I believed that if I were approching too much my TV it would explode.— Antho8=>
- I once believed that if you touched hamburger meat, it would explode!— Dipaloe
- I didn't understand about boiled eggs until my Mum explained I wasn't supposed to eat the shell as well.— Chris
- i used to think that it you kept the volume off on the teleivision set. it would explode.— kath