in my native language UN means flour,so when i was 7 i used to see big tanks with UN written on them in war zones and think they used to carry around flour,and i used to believe we were very rich because we had so much flour at home,if they were guarding flour in tanks it must have been very precious but no body ever told me UN meant uited nations!
A childhood belief about reading

others believed things like this
- I similarly thought that "Proud Mary" included the lyrics "pumped a lot of tanks down in New Orleans."— Larry
- German tiger tanks shot out tigers, the invading army would get mauled to death by all the tigers— Bob
- I used to believe my nieghboor jose invented the language spanish and he got rich and bought cars— Thomas
- i used to believe i was native american because i was a native of america!!!— rachel
- Because of Pocahontas, I grew up believing Native Americans noises sounded like English to Native Americans.Anon
- I used to think that "extra body" shampoo meant you could use the runoff suds to clean your body.— Christy