My parents would say eat your vegetables, they're good for your motor. So...of course I believed I had a motor, so I'd take my Dad's keys and stick them in my bellybutton to start my motor instead of eating vegetables. I did this until one day my Dad said, if you stick keys in your bellybutton your rearend will fall off. That's when I started to eat my vegetables.
A childhood belief about belly buttons
others believed things like this
- I used to think that testosterone was a brand of motor oil.— Grungi
- I used to believe that eating vegetables would make me particularly tall— Aleksandr
- that DOT was a particularly popular brand of motor cycle helmet.— Gary Watrous
- I used to think that when I ate vegetables I will be smarter.— Dark_X_Raider
- I used to think sausages were vegetables, and they grew in the ground.— K.L.
- My mom threatened that if I didn't eat all my vegetables that the police would come and arrest me.— Lisa T.