Before I could read, but with some letter recognition, I mistakenly believed the crosswalk in front of the church said "Presbyterian Crossing". One morning I asked my Dad where the Baptists and Catholics crossed the street.
A childhood belief about reading

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that wildlife crossed at wildlife crossing signs...so did my dad when he was young— Sheryl
- When I was little I believed Catholics said, Hell Mary's over a Rosary.— Mares
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- I used to think that Mice controlled the Stop lights and crosswalk signs.Anon
- I used to believe that monks and nuns married each other and made more Catholics.— Jayme
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon