When I was 6 my family had a fourth of July BBQ at our house with all of our relatives and close family friends. Just as dinner had finished cooking I stood up and screamed at the top of my lungs that I was going to go get the condoms so we could eat. I thought that condoms and condiments were the same thing.
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that condoms were thing that u put in your mouth and they would melt and kill all the spermAnon
- I believed that garage sales were on a special day, like christmas or the fourth of July or something.— Cara
- When my brother would go by condoms i thought that guys had period and that is what they usedAnon
- When I was 8 or so, I thought that condoms were just high tech balloons.— Jess
- I knew someone who thought condoms were so that the MEN wouldn't get pregnant!Anon
- thanks to the movie "Coneheads" i thought bubble gum made condoms..— Coneheads is fake!!!