When I was younger, my mother told me that church was "the house of god." For the longest time, whenever I went to church I would wonder where god was and why his house was so weird - it didnt have any bedrooms or anything.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- When i was about 4 or 5, for the longest time, i believed that the preist of our church was god.— hunnybee
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- I used to believe that every time I went to church, I got "points" to go to heaven. — Poxy
- I used to believe that when you moved house you swapped house with the person moving into your old house.Anon
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara