When I first heard the lyrics to "Tenth Avenue Freeze Out" I thought Springsteen was singing "Check Benny in the Freezer" *thud*
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- When I was little i believed that Madison Avenue was a person.Anon
- I use to think that Bruce Springsteen's song "growing up" was called "throwing up"— glowworm
- When I was little I swallowed an ice cube and thought I was going to freeze.
— Squirrel 1254 - When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon