When I was little and innocent (and understood hardly any English) I was sure that instead of "sex bomb" Tom Jones sings "James Bond, James Bond, you are James Bond". I was frustrated when I didn't find it from my father's "Bond theme songs" CD.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that James Bond and all the other secret agents worked for MFI.— John C
- I used to believe the tv serie "Doctor Who" was a spin off from James Bond... (until I saw an episode)Anon
- Until I was about 15, I beleived my Father was the person who sang the "Cheers" TV Show Theme Song.— Dustin
- I used to believe that my dog could speak English, but he just didn't feel like it.— Mariah
- I used to think that even people who spoke something other than English, thought in English— Peaches
- I used to believe that an atom bomb was a dragon in the sky.— Mazzkitten