My parents never taught us to be very religious, once when visiting my grandmother, she put us to Sunday school.
After the lesson grandmother asked us what we had learned, and I pointed at my little brother announcing the only thing the lesson had left in my mind: "you are Jesus Christ, God's son!"
Obviously, my brother was the only person I had heard to be referred as "son", so of course he was Jesus.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- I believed that Jesus Christ was the son of the Christ family, i.e., Mary and Joseph Christ.— David Araújo
- Thanks to my grandmother, I used to believe that my belly button was where Jesus blew me up with a straw.— Michele
- I used to think God and Jesus were the same person. And I grew up Catholic.— Jackie Mullinix/st louis
- I once asked my dad what Jesus' surname was, and he said it was 'Sinclair'.
I believed it for years!— Rebekah - My brother once referred to the neighbor as a lesbian (she was Lebanese...)Anon