i used to think that the line in the queen song bohemian rhapsody 'spare him his life from this monstrosity' went 'spare him his life for this one cup of tea'
i also thought that the song cotton eyed joe said grandpa joe
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- In Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, I used to think they were singing "Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard!"Anon
- I used to think that the line in the song "Life in the Fast Lane" was "Fights in the Bat Plane".Anon
- I used to believe that santa had a spare key to our house because we had no chimney.— Karl Andrade (Bombay, India)
- I used to think that the Eagle's song "Life in the Fast Lane" was actually "Pike in the Bass Lane."— Quilla
- I used to believe that the last line of Row Row Row Your Boat was 'Life is butter dream'.— Mindless Misfit
- I used to believe that a life sentece was for when you stay in jail for your whole entire life.— Sara