I used to believe that milk was cow's urine. That, however, still didn't stop me from enjoying it, but it made me uderstand when other people didn't.
A childhood belief about milk

others believed things like this
- I didn't believe that a cow's milk and the milk in the fridge were at all related!Anon
- I used to believe the pee of the cow was the milk. I didn't like milk.— Maeva, a French student in eighth grade
- I used to believe that brown cows made chocolate milk and white cows made regular milk.— andrew mient
- I used to believe that my urine was a super fertilizer - peeing on plants made them grow.— Andrew C
- When I was young, I thought that rice was actually ants eggs! Didn't stop me from eating it though (: -@— Doh!
- I used to believe that brown cows made chocolate milk — Simone