My younger (male) cousin thought a song that went "I wanna be your lover" went "I wanna be your lawyer"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- I used to sing at the top of my voice "OLD GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN"— claire
- I thought the word mailman was male man and it seemed dumb to me as aren't all men male?— andalite
- When I was younger, I used to believe toads were male and frog were females.— Claude-Eugène
- When my cousin was younger his name was Alexander and he thought his middle name was "ander"Anon
- I used to think that if a lawyer lost his case, he had to go to jail with his client.Anon
- when I was younger, I used to believe cows were cousin's to beefs— péisus taré