I used to believe that it was perfectly OK to pee on the tire of someone's car. My Dad told me this was what you were supposed to do at tail-gate parties. Meanwhile, he and buddies were probably laughing their asses of, drunk on beer.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you swallowed wine or beer in two sips then you would get drunk— Heather
- I used to think that apple juice was beer and I'd drink it all the time and pretend to be drunk.— Dee
- My dad told my young daughters that molasses comes from mole asses. I don't know how long they— Monica
- I was told as a kid that if you kept stuffing a Big Buddies (bubble gum)I would get lock jaw.— Dawn
- I used to think that Root Beer was beer with less caloriesAnon
- I used to think that boy's lifted the toilet seat to pee because their asses were too big.— sydo