I used to think "decorum" was a bottle of rum that sat on a table as decoration. I blame it on the book where I first saw it used...
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- I use to blame the aliens on my missing barbie dolls.— Lindsay
- that a piece of liver in your fridge if left overnight would wrap itself around a bottle of milkAnon
- I thought that elmers glue was made from milk, since it had that cow on the glue bottle. — Monty
- I used to believe that there were red and black spiders underneath the table in the toilet.— Phil
- I used to think that the sleep in my eyes at the breakfast table were toast crumbs.— crawford
- I used to believe if you read a book in the dark, you would go blind.— Ellen