When I was very little, a kindergarten classmate told me that naked pictures of people were very very bad and they were called pornography. I was to young to grasp this concept, however I remembered the word. I spent the next week secretly angry at my Grandparents. I thought they were bad people because they had a few classical art paintings hung throughout their house, in which half naked people and cherubs were painted. I told my mom one day, "I love Grandma, but I wish she didn't have so much pornography in her house." My mom was shocked, she burst out laughing. She set me straight.
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- i told my mother that sex was when two people get naked and tell ghost stories.— linds
- I used to believe nude furniture was ,furniture with pictures of naked people on them.— Bethany Mote
- when i was little, i thought that a con artist was a person that painted pictures of people commiting crimes— kimkim
- I use to believe that a stripmall was a place where people could shop nakedAnon
- I used to believe jaywalking meant walking around naked in public (from naked as a JAY bird...)— Izzi
- I didn't quite grasp the concept of time zones, and thought that Chinese kids went to school at night.— Giselle