I used to believe that during weddings, the minister would ask the husband, "Do you take this woman, to be your awfully wedded wife." I thought marriage was necessary but awful.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- I thought a Prime Minister was some kind of religious leader, due to the "Minister" part— Darth Carrietta
- When I was little I thought that a honeymoon was when the Husband and wife went to the moon and eat honey.— AmAnDa
- When I was three I used to believe that cow and horse are wife and husband.— xenia
- i though that the man and woman couldn't really have babies until marriage,lmao,what a stupid person i was— what a stupid
- when was little i used to believe that if you won the grand national you would become prime ministerAnon