When I was little, I thought God lived on my nightstand. He was like 3 inches tall, had a long green robe, and had the face identical to my Uncle Harvey - white scruffy beard, round glasses. When people mention God now, that's all I can picture.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- My uncle harry has a very long beard and a hariy face. I used to think he was a wizard.Anon
- My visual representation of GOD was Mr Clean wearing a white robe... but his skin was a green/yellowish color.— Ryan Williams
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- I used to believe that people who wore glasses were blind and could only see when they had their glasses on. Anon
- When i was young about 5 i used to think god was a donkey with a long beard!Anon
- Up until I was nine my uncle told me that the round bales of hay were cow eggs.— Fred