I used to think that Jesus only lived four months, and had magically gone from a baby to an adult between Christmas and Easter.
I didn't study religion that much...
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- I used to blieve that the orange center of marshammow easter eggs was Jesus...— Hayley
- I used to believe the Christ was born
on Christmas Day and crucified the
following Easter.— William Golding - I thought that when you died, you had 2 weeks to be dead then you would magically wake up again, but as a babyAnon
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby
- When i was little, I used to send Jesus birthday cards on christmas and thought he would read them in heaven.Anon