When I was like 7 or 8 I caught my parents having sex. For a long time, becauseof that, I thought they called Wednesday "Hump Day" because everone had sex. I figured if they were doing it, everyone else was too.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.— Kate
- I used to think if you caught a cold during summer, it was called a "hot".— Brandon Campbell
- I used to believe that sex was when a boy and a girl would lie on their sides and hump each others legs.— Debbie
- I used to think a female daddy-long-legs was called a "mummy-long-legs".Anon
- For a long time I thought you couldn't have sex if the man wasn't on top.Anon
- I thought the mole on my arm was from a bug pooping on my arm a long time agoAnon