When my son was entering puberty, he realized a testicle had descended while he was taking a bath. He then proceeded to run out, screaming and covered in bubbles, "Dad! We need to go to the hospital, NOW! I have a tumor!" He then explained his discovery to me. "Oh no," I replied. "Get dressed and get in the car! Hurry!" I then took him to the hospital, but only to have the doctor explain it to him. Hey, I didn't want to do it!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- When i was younger i thought that the left testicle carried boys and the right testicle carried girls.— Ed
- When i was little i thought casualty was a big hospital in londonAnon
- I used to believe that after 9 months, mothers went to the hospital to buy a baby off the doctors.Anon
- when i was 4 i believed i could breathe under water, one day i decided to try it and woke up in the hospital!Anon
- When I was 4, I thought you chose and bought your baby at the hospital. I believed this until I was 6.Anon
- Well into adulthood I thought that a local anesthetic meant one from the area near the hospital..— D'sparil