I used to believe that cookie monster actually ate all of the cookies really fast. When my parents pointed out that he would just break them up and throw them all over, I was crushed.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you ate to much cookie-dough you'd turn into a camel.— Lenny
- When I was about 6 years old I use to think that if a cookie crumbled all the flavor would escape.— Arilinia
- The moon was actually either a sugar cookie or a banana, depending on the time of the month. — Jessica Aspra
- When I was young my mother used to tell me that guacamole was actually crushed grasshoppers.Anon
- I thought pretending I was sick to stay home from school was called cookie not hookie.— Jen
- I thought the boogey monster was a monster that ate boogers at night in front of youAnon