I used to beleive that if you farted while running
you would run faster, So when i raced my friends
i always tried to fart.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- when i was little i used to beleive that if i coughed, sneezed and farted at the same time i would blow up— fart
- I use to beleive that Motorways had special tarmac on the road that made the wheels go faster— Nada
- i didn't beleive this, but a kid my sister knew thought if he screamed in a really high voice, he ran faster.Anon
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- i USED To beleive that cartoons were real and i made them my imageniary friends!— Shaman Queen