When I was 5, my dad took me to the police station where he works. One area was blocked by a door that said "No Admittance." My name being Adam, I thought it had something to do with me specifically.
A childhood belief about reading

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that some first names were specifically for children and some were specifically for adults.— Marco
- I was told as a young child that if I didn't smile going past the police station, I wouldbe arrested.Anon
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- I used to believe that in China, instead of Adam and Eve eating an apple? They believed it was a banana.— smartygirl
- My sibs and I thought that the screen door was called the "scream door" so Mom could yell at us through it. — Kyle