When I was little, before I knew about TV schedules, I believed my brother had powers that controlled when the Simpsons came on.
A childhood belief about tv

others believed things like this
- When I was 6 or 7, I believed that people could have yellow skin like in the simpsons— Noah
- I used to believe Jessica Simpson was a secret character from "The Simpsons"— Lemon Jelly
- I thought Oklahoma was named after my Uncle Homer. (Pre-Simpsons)Anon
- I used to believe that the people who "colored" The Simpsons ran out of skin-toned crayons.Anon
- I used to believe that giant barbies controlled us like we controlled little barbies— freaky stuff
- I used to believe that God controlled the traffic lights. He would decide when it was everybody's turn to go.— Amanda