I used to believe that sex was illegal, and that if you did it, a swat team would bust in through the windows and arrest you.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- my friend used to think a SWAT team was pest control.— wacko zacho
- I used to think that Legal and Illegal meant the same thing (illegal)— Dhruv
- We would drive by UNION BANK here in California and I would say "Onion bank!" My Mom would bust up laughing.— BINGO
- I used to believe that if you did not keep your shoes tied, that the police would arrest you.— Kelly
- My mom threatened that if I didn't eat all my vegetables that the police would come and arrest me.— Lisa T.
- I used to believe that everytime i saw a helicopter the A-team were in it on their way to fight the baddies!— Natalie