When I was a kid I always believed if you put nail varnish on you would become a women, I am 23 and i still fear nail varnish.
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the moon was God's toe nail, when it was in the shape of a crecent— Ms.imagination
- I didn't know whether nail files were supposed to make your nails sharper or duller.Anon
- I used to believe that a half moon was gods finger nail, and his finger was pointing downwards.— clo
- I thought the lyrics to "Don't fear the reaper" were "Don't fear the reefer"— who new?
- After watching a crazy TV show, I believed that aliens were real. I still have a little fear of them. — Niki005
- when i was young i believed that gay men got married to gay women!— robster