I used to believe that Jesus was Catholic and Portuguese. I was probably 12 when my Orthodox Jewish neighbors explained to me that he was neither Catholic or Portuguese. I ran home crying to my mom telling her what the neighbors next door were telling me and she sat me down and explained to me that this was the truth.
A childhood belief about characters
others believed things like this
- i used to think next door neighbors were "next store neighbors"Anon
- I grew up Jewish. Until I was about 10, I believed that everyone who wasn't Jewish was Catholic.— Philm35
- I used to think God and Jesus were the same person. And I grew up Catholic.— Jackie Mullinix/st louis
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D
- My neighbors used to believe you could never count to 100 in a day, it would atleast take a week.
— raceystacyUS - I use to think labor day was neighbor day where you would go out and visit all your neighbors.— euphonic