Once when suffering a paticularly nasty bout of constipation when I was very young, I got up my seat and demanded that my mother fetch a kitchen knife to cut off whatever was emerging.
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- When I was 'bout 4, I used to believe that
people with mullets were "in- betweeners" as in not boy nor gurl.— Kristen - My mother told me when I was young that thunder was from God bowling!— K.G.
- My Mother used to tell me only the good die young and I would live to be 100+ years old because I was bad.— William
- When I was young my mother used to tell me that guacamole was actually crushed grasshoppers.Anon
- When I was young my mother told me that if I swallowed bubble gum, it would stick to my liver.— Barbie
- When I was very young, I thought that God was married to Mother Nature, and that together they made weather.Anon