when i was little i asked my parents how elvis died. they explained to me that he died from taking too many drugs. i asked what kind of drugs, and they said uppers and downers that he got from the doctor. for years after that i actually thought that if you were famous and you went to the doctor and asked, she’d give you two bottles of pills, one labeled “uppers” and the other “downers.”
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- When I asked my mother how Elvis died, she told me that he ate too much candy. — Katie B
- I thought drug stores sold drugs. I never understood how they could sell illegal drugs.— Diana Rios
- every one lived until they were 100 and then they died no questions asked— sext4eva
- My wife thought she was Elvis mother when she was 4. It was 1977 the same year he died. — sister vanilla
- I used to believe that Elvis died when he was trampled by fans.— Aretia
- Because of MAD Magazine, I believed that Elvis died while on the john, with a tub of KFC in his lap.Anon