For the song 'Listen Like Thieves' by INXS, I've been singing for ten years now, "Everybody's telling their knees... Listen like thieves!" instead of "Everybody's down on their knees..."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that kidneys were located in your knees.Anon
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- I used to believe that the boogie man would come and get me if I didn't listen to my parents.Anon
- King Henry VIII was named “the eighth” by his dad because the first seven didn’t listen!— Mojo
- I used to believe that if you had an animal listen to classical music, it'd eventually learn how to talk.Anon
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle