When I was about 6, my 13 yo cousin told me told me that sh!t meant bird, so I said do my mom, hey look at that cute little sh!t! Needless to say, my cousin was grounded.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid
- Someone told me that they cousin who used to think rain was God peeing.Anon
- When I was six, my cousin told me that if I stuffed my bra the cops would come get me and take me to jail.— Juliea
- When I was little, my cousin told me that if i licked my feet, I would get babies.Anon
- When i was 7 my cousin told me that thelma from Scooby Doo was a mad serial killer.— Rachel