When I was little I caught my parents... well let's just say, in the act, but before they could say anything I ran away.
I thought my dad was trying to kill my mom and was suspicious of him for years! D:
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- A billboard sign read: Moonshine kills.
I thought being caught outside by the moon would kill me. Humph.Anon - I used to believe that if you played the saxophone, you were automatically evil and/or shady/suspiciousAnon
- I used to think I was a vampire, and that my parents were trying to kill me by making me go to school. — Max
- when i was 5 i used to think that people only live for 10 years and i thought that my parents were 7.Anon
- i always thought that a DEAD END sign
as where they put all the road kill.
— pav - I thought that ice cream trucks were the only vehicles that couldn't kill you if you got hit.
Anon