My brother told me that the bush in my neighbors yard had an indian living in it that would jump out and attack you when you walked by. I sprinted past that thing for 5 years until they finally cut it down.
A childhood belief about plants

others believed things like this
- i thought president Bush was an actuall bush.— oops
- i used to think next door neighbors were "next store neighbors"Anon
- My dad told me when I was little that my belly button was "Where the Indian shot me"Anon
- My little brother was afraid of toliets cuz he thought monkeys would jump out of his butt.— ~~~ Crazy Bro ~~~
- I used to believe that spiders were actualy miniature living versions of my brother.— ***PuNk
- My little brother once asked my mother when we past a couple of factories.. if the factories made clouds— nicky