i used to believe that when a women turned 60, her vagina would grow skin over it so that she couldn't use it anymore. i didnt quite figure out how she went to the toilet though...
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that women peed out of their arse and pooed out of their vagina— TIM wilson
- I used to think that once people turned 30, they didn't have sex anymore. 30 was the cutoff date.
Anon - When I was little, I couldn't wait to grow up so I could grow a mustache. I am female.— Laura
- That boys turned into women when they became adults and girls turned into men when they became adults. Anon
- I used to believe that if I couldn't suck in my gut anymore, my belly would bulge out twice as much.— Secret
- when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart. Anon