I used to believe that the money they collected in the offering plates at church were put in a special portal and sent up to God.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I thought you were supposed to take money out of the collection at church.— Wangchuk
- I thought planes collected clouds to make cotton balls.— Eddie
- I used to believe that a funeral organist was the person who collected the body parts of the deadAnon
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- When I was a little kid I used to believe that tissue paper was money and that you could have a box of money.Anon