When I was little my dad often played a tape in his car with the song "More than a Woman". I always thought it was "four legged woman" and sung along that way.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I always thought that Zuccero's song "Senza una dona" was actually "Sence of a woman"— Miroslava
- I thought the “rec” button on tape recorders said wreck and it would wreck your tape if you pushed it!— Alberto Richardson
- When I was a kid I thought rape just meant someone tearing the clothes off of a woman's body.— Matt