I used to believe that during Catholic Mass, when parishoners greet each other and whisper "Peace be with you", they were whispering "psst psst psst".
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I am Catholic. I used to believe that the Father presenting the Mass was in fact God himself.— Lindsey
- I used to believe that the Bible was written by Moses, with God whispering everything in his ear, in English. — Jj
- when i was little i asked what time midnight mass started.
i honestly had no idea.— what time?? - Since we receive bread at Mass, I thought he was called "Jesus Crust" Seemed pretty obvious!Anon
- That you start out Catholic and after you reach a certain age you then become Protestant.Anon
- I used to think God and Jesus were the same person. And I grew up Catholic.— Jackie Mullinix/st louis