Blackadder does not ride a 'Pitch Black Steed' but in fact rides a 'Black Jetski'
I dunno, I was a child. I was probably too busy shoving lego up my nose to listen to the lyrics correctly.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When i was a child, i used to believe that when people ate black beans, they became black— Mar'ia Elena
- I thought black people were black because they drank chocolate milk. — Shelby
- I used to believe that black people were black because they had so many frecles that they merged together.Anon
- When I was little I used to believe that black people saw in black and white. — Chelsea
- i used to think that black people had black skeleatons.Anon
- I thought that old movies were black and white because the world was black and white then. — K