My son thought the words "Paparazzi" in the Lady Gaga song were actually "Papa Rahtzee" and asked me why she was singing about this random man called Papa!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Madonna's Papa don't preach was pop-a-long priest— Mark "lyric master" Rowbowtohme
- I used to believe that one of Lady Gaga´s songs goes "bedroom ants" instead of "bad romance"— Anon the III.
- My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe
- On TV game sows when they said the winners were chosen "at random" I thought random was a town.Anon