I use to believe that the pink bag in the shower was a flower. I filled the flower with pee. My mom found it and said to me, Stop peeing in my enema bag.
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that a perrenial was a particular flower's name— Ducki
- When I was little I thought that a "wallflower" was a kind of flower that grew on walls.— A. Nonny-Muss
- i knew that if you ate beets your urine would turn pink and i thought if it was pink, then you could drink it.— JP
- I thought pink lemonade came from pink lemons.Anon
- I used to believe that as I ate food, I filled up, and that once I filled up completely, I would die. Anon
- I used to believe that take a shower meant to go steal a shower from the storeAnon